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hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via guccier)

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

(via yelled)

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via crystallized-teardrops)

illuminate-your-soull:

I DIDNT EVEN OMG

(Source: rocket-wild, via sextnoise)

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

(via fake-mermaid)

peaceloveandbrittana:

toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

(Source: indeedisayexquisite, via sextnoise)